Today Is My Lucky Day!!!

[Aquarian]

See what I receive on my emails today!!!

Letter 1
FROM: GLOBAL EMAIL LOTTERY
BV. 41B EDGE WARE ROAD LONDON
UNITED KINGDOM

REF NUMBER: SYR/200010-1-2II
BATCH NUMBER: GEL-O703-65001

ATTENTION: RE / AWARD NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the announcement today the 24th of May
2006, of winners of the GLOBAL EMAIL LOTTERY .You/Your company's email
address, attached to ticket number 7759248, with serial number 700 drew
the lucky numbers 23-13-12-22-11-32 and consequently won the lottery in
the 2nd category.You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay of
£2,700,000.00 Great Britain Pounds.

This is from total prize money of £18,900,000.00 Pounds shared among 3
winners in this category. All participants were selected on the 20th of
May 2006 through a Computerized Email Selection System(ESS) from a
database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from Australia,New
Zealand, America, Europe and North America as part our International
Promotions Program,which is conducted annually.

CONGRATULATIONS!

For security purpose and clarity, we advise that you keep your winning
information confidential until your claims have been processed and your
money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some
participants.

To enable us forward to you your PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM for the
processing of your payment, please call Mr Eric Moore, Head of
Clearance Department on Tel: +447024018160 to clarify your winnings or
send an email to:

GLOBAL EMAIL LOTTERY
BV. 41B EDGE WARE ROAD LONDON-UNITED KINGDOM
EMAIL: agent_ericmoore@myway.com

For due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated
account of your choice. Remember, all prize money must be claimed not
later than a month.After this date,all funds will be returned as
unclaimed.

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please
remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in every one of your
correspondences with your agent. Furthermore, should there be
anychange of your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as
possible.

Congratulations again and thank you for being part of this program.
Sincerely Your,
Mrs.Helen Ince,
THE PROMOTIONS DIRECTOR,
GLOBAL EMAIL LOTTERY

N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification.

Letter 2
BarristerDUKE DOUGLAS Chambers And Associates

Private E-mail address is:

douglasduke@virgilio.it

Attn: Tan

Permit me to ask you if you are a relative ,friend or know about Mr./Mrs.Uman C.Tan as i am Barrister DUKE.M.DOUGLAS, a solicitor at law.i am a personal attorney to Late Mr/Mrs. Uman C.Tan,a foriegn national client of mine,who until his death was an employee with Shell Petroleum Development Company in Darkar Senegal. my client who died together with his family on vacation holiday at Tsunami disaster: this is the link of the disaster for your confirmation, [http://www.tsunamis.com/tsunami-pictures.html], unfortuniate lost their lives while on tour in a disaster last year December 26, 2004 Tsunami Thialand, which took thousands of lives.

Since then I have made several enquiries to many of the Embassies to locate any of my clients extended relatives,as this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track his last name so as to locate any nearest relative or to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you but even if you are not a relation,friend or know about him i can present you as a next of kin hence it has been mandatary that i must present a person to the bank as next of kin if you can keep to the secret.

For you to assist in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they are confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged,this said amount was Valued at about US$10,500,000.00 (Ten million,Five hundred thousand United States Dollars) The Constitutional provision of the Federal Republic of Senegal further mandates the deceased Attorney to repatriate the funds to original Country of deceased if established. The Bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next quoter of the year.

I seek your consent so deeply to present you as the next of kin to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$10,500,000.00)1) 40% to you.2) 55% to Me 3) 5% will set aside for any expenses incured by both of us during the process of this transactions.

All i require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this deal through.I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement.You can contact me through my alternative e-mail at

[douglasduke@virgilio.it]and enclose your private telephone number for easy communication.

VISIT ; http://www.tsunamis.com/tsunami-pictures.html

Best regards,

Barr. Duke M.Douglas(Esq).

- DUKE DOUGLAS

Letter 3

Dear Tan,

My sincere greeting to you.

l am Dr. Mohammed Ali Pay Officer Central Bank Of Nigeria, CBN. l wanted to entrust the sum of FIFTY-FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS(US$55M) into your account for safe-keeping and for business purpose, l have perfectly make every arrangement to move this fund in
your name as soon as you indicate your willingness to assist me and I want to assured you that your assistance to conduct this business with me is 100% risk free, so you don't have anything to worry about, all l need is your assistance as a foreign part
ner.

Be rest assured that your assistance to me shall be entitled to 25% of the total amount,10% set aside incase of any expenses that may be incured by both parties,After the sucessful transfer l shall make a trip to your country for you to introduce me to any good business that we can invest with the 65%.Kindly indicate your willingness by sending me your urgent reply and if you want to know how l made this fund l will let you know that as soon as l receive your reply.

Thanks and May God bless you

Dr. Mohammed Ali
PAY OFFICER CBN
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.

[Theo9902]

Bro, time to buy us big abalone and shark fins dish liao :D

[Aquarian]

wait for me to tio Toto lah ;) by the way I only buy when there is a big draw during CNY :D

Bro, time to buy us big abalone and shark fins dish liao :D

[Theo9902]

sigh.......... always received all kinds of Nigerian scam. Too good to believe, yet lots of ppl kena coned.... some are even highly educated :D

[SniperY]

I hope that you don't fall into that trap :)

[Oscar77]

Can buy me 2 pairs confirmed working WLSS discus :p :p

[Theo9902]

you kena? :D

I hope that you don't fall into that trap :)

[Aquarian]

wait i get my 1st million first ;)

Can buy me 2 pairs confirmed working WLSS discus :p :p

[Theo9902]

just buy me lunch at Ah Yat Restaurant. :D

wait i get my 1st million first ;)

[phuture]

Can eat abalone everyday liao...buy bungalow buy big cars liao...don't forget me, ok? :rolleyes: :p :rolleyes:

[SniperY]

you kena? :DI believe i no need to do any further explaination to elaborate such old trick right??? :rolleyes:

[Theo9902]

From Susan Shabangu

Dear Sir/madam,

First, let me start by introducing myself as Ms. Susan Shabangu,a mother of three children and the Deputy Minister of Safety and Security since 29th April 1996 to date under the auspices of the President of South Africa MR Thabo Mbeki.
.After due deliberation with my children, decided to contact you for your assistance in standing as a beneficiary to the sum of US$30.5M ( Thirty Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) You can view my profile at my website www.gov.za click on, Contact Information, then click on Deputy Minister, and finally, click on Safety and Security and read about me.
The proposal, after the swearing in ceremony making me the Deputy Minister of Safety and Security, my husband Mr. Ndelebe Shabangu died while he was on an official trip to Trinidad and Tobago in 1996. After his death, I discovered that he had some funds in a dollar account which amounted to the sum of US$30.5M with a security and finance company here in South Africa (my country) of which I will divulge information to you when I get your full consent and support to go for a change of beneficiary and subsequent transfer of the funds into your comfortable and conducive account of your choice.
This fund emanated as a result of an over-invoiced contract, which he executed with the Government of South Africa. Though I assisted him in getting this contract but I never knew that it was over-invoiced by him. I am afraid that the government of South Africa might start to investigate on contracts awarded from 1990 to date. If they discover this money they might go ahead and confiscate it as well seize his assets here in South Africa and this will definitely affect my political career in government. I need your assistance by presenting you as the original bona fide of the fund, hence you are a foreigner so that the fund will wired to your overseas bank account without any hitch. As soon as the fund gets to your account, you are expected to move it immediately into another personal bank account in your country.
I will see to it that the account is not traced from South Africa. As soon as you have confirmed the fund into your overseas account, I will send my eldest son with my Attorney to come to your country to discuss on business investments. For your assistance. I am offering 20% of the total fund (USD30.5M), which amounts to the tune of US$6,100.000.00 (Six million One Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) and 5% will be for any expenses that both of us may Incure in this transaction. And another 5%will go for Motherless babies home. However, you have to assure me and also be ready to go into agreement with me that you will not elope with my fund. If you agree to my terms, kindly as a matter of urgency send me an email. Due to my sensitive position in the South African Government, I prefer you to send me email. All correspondence as regards to this business must be through my son who I have instructed to be in charge of this transaction because of my position in office.
Kindly contact my son on his private telephone {+27-83-475-8550} his name is {Mr. Richard Shabangu} and You will have to send down you private telephone /fax number so that I can forward it to him to reach you from time to time this is for security reasons. Please I do not need to remind you of the need for absolute Confidentiality of this transaction. If you do not feel comfortable with this transaction, do not hesitate to discontinue.


Thanks for your anticipated cooperation, my regards to you and members of your beloved family.

Hope to hear from you soonest,
Ms. Susan Shabngu.

[Theo9902]

FROM MRS VIVAN BONGANI
TEL:+27-83-475-8550.
Dear. Sir/Madam/CEO,

Good day! My name is Mrs.Vivan Bongani the wife of
John Bongani of Zimbabwe. This might be a surprise to
you where I got your contact address. I got your
address from the South African Chamber of Commerce in
Johannesburg. During the current war against farmers
in Zimbabwe and from the support of our
President,Robert Mugabe to claim all the white owned
farms in our country, all the white farmers were
ordered to surrender their farms to his party members
and his followers.

My husband who was one of the best farmers in our
country and treasurer of the farmers co-operative
Union did not support his idea and so the party
members invaded my husbands farms and burnt everything
in the farm,killed my husband and made away with a lot
of items in my husbands
farm.

Before his death,his life was threatened and he
escaped two assassination attempts.He therefore moved
the association,s money and his personal money to a
security compay in SouthAfrica in anticipation of any
eventuality.
After the death of my husband, I and my children
moved out of Zimbabwe to South Africa because our
lives were in danger with all the documents of the
money deposited with the security company in South
Africa.The amount is US$10Million (TEN Million United
States Dollars) and my son and myself are the next of
KIN.

So I decided to make a contact with an overseas firm
whom will assist me to move this money out of South
Africa, hence, I have tried several times to open an
account with one of the Local Banks in South Africa
but I was turned down because of my Political position
as an Asylum Seeker.

It is upon this reasons that my attorney advised me
to solicit for a foreign partner who will aid me to
transfer this funds out of South Africa in his/her
name. So if you consider this proposal, we have agreed
to give you 20% of the total sum for helping us to
move this money out to your country and 75% will be
for me and my family to invest in your country while the remaining 5% will be for expenses incured during the cause of the transaction.
All I want from you is just an assistance to
transfer this money out to your country,And for more clarification I will like you to contact my son David in his direct line +27-83-475-8550.

NOTE: That this transaction is 100% risk free and
absolutely confidential.
Waiting for your prompt and positive response.
Please read about problems in Zimbabwe from the link
below.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/918781.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/715001.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1063785.stm

God bless you for your anticipated understanding and
co-operation.
I am waiting urgently for your reply.

Mrs. Vivan Bongani
< /DIV>

[Aquarian]

How abt this version ? :p

I am writing to you as a capacity of PM of that little red dot on the map. Pls do not be fooled by that little red dot as I can prove to u that i am the highest paid PM in the world. Read this official web site: www.littlereddot.com.

During my last erection, I ask my senior minister to offer to the ppl some large sum of money $100 million to offer to the citizen to win back the seat occupied by the opposition. However sad to say, we did not win, in fact we lost lagi chialat this time round!

Anyway to cut the nong story short, we will offer you a 50% cut to this $100 million if you can tahan another 5 year (might be longer hor, no promise!) to be the shadow MP for this area and win back the seat.

So, this is your lucky day, what are u waiting for???

By the way, the only qualification we need is you must have two hands and can wave at ppl can liow, the rest we can use money to solve it. :)

[Theo9902]

Just how creative they are :D


FROM THE DESK OF:BARRISTER:MIKE AKAU
DIRECTOR, INFORMATIONS PROTOCOL
NIGERIA NATIONAL PETROLUEM COMPANY
KM5, GARKI WAY, ABUJA,NIGERIA.
Please reply me through this
email: barr_mikeakau@yahoo.fr
Please call with this number +234-805-382-3811.

Dear HENG,

I am Barr; Mike Akau, a legal practitioner, I am the personal attorney to Mr. JIM HENG,national of your country, who used to work with Chevron Nigeria limited, here in Nigeria. On the 27th of January 2003,my client,his wife and their four children were involved in Ikeja bomb blast here in my country. My client and his family unfortunately lost there lives.

PLEASE VIEW THESE WEBSITES BELOW TO CONFIRM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/2718295.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/2698081.stm

Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided and do some research in the internet, to locate any member of his family. That is why I contacted you, and the reason why I contacted you is to assist me in repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where these huge deposits were lodged where my client deposited US$9.5million dollars.

The Bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the Account confiscated within the next ten official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over two Years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased, so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$9.5million dollars can be transferred to your account there in your country, then you and me can share the money. I have all necessary legal documents that back up the claim we may make. All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Please indicate your readiness to assist me, so that all the informations about this fund will be passed to you immediately. You should send me your full names: your private telephone numbers, fax number date of birth employment status,for easy communications.And also assure me of your trust and remember that the trust in business is confidentiality. So let it be only between me and you. If you give me your full cooperation and this transaction is properly executed,I am prepared to give you 50% of the total sum for your kind assistance.50% will be for me,transaction.Please get in touch with me by my private email below to enable usdiscuss further.
[1]NAME:............................................. .....
[2] CONTACT ADD:.................................
[3] AGE:
..................SEX:..........................
[4] TEL..............................
FAX:..............
[6] OCCUPATION STATUS: ..................
[7] COUNTRY OF ORIGIN:....................

Please call with this number +234-805-382-3811.
Thank you very much for your understanding.
Best Regards,Barr:Mike Akau
Please reply me through this email: barr_mikeakau@yahoo.fr

[Theo9902]

I received mine today:

MICROSOFT -HOTMAIL PROMOTION INTERNATIONAL .INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD.PROMOTING INTERNET USAGE OVER THE GLOBE (MICROSOFT ENCOURAGE GLOBALIZATION) FROM: THE PROMOTION COORDINATOR, INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT

MICROSOFT EMAIL PROMOTION INTERNATIONAL
Headquarters: Microsoft Campus Thames Valley
Park Reading RG6 1WG England
Customer Service: 580 NCA 85914
Ref: EAASL/941OYI/04
Batch: 12/27/Du34



RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "A" DRAW

Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice, the results of the First Category draws of MICROSOFT PROMOTION INT. in conjuction with the Hotmail internet webase.

CONGRATULATIONS WINNING NOTIFICATION

Dear Winner,

We happily announce to you the draw of the microsoft email promotion international Lottery programs in conjuction with the Hotmail internet webase held today, 05/06/ 2006 in Essex United Kingdom. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: B9564 75604545 188 with! Serial number 97560 drew the winning lucky number: 02/15/20/24/32/47/Bonus Ball(29) which subsequently won you the lottery in the first category.
You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £2,000,000,00 (Two Million United kingdom Pounds).in cash credited to file KPC/9080118308/02.This is from a total cash prize of £16,000,000,00( Million Pounds ) , shared among the(12)lucky winners in this category world-wide.
Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our email promotion international Lottery programs representative office in Africa as indicated in your coupon. In view of this, your,£2,000,000.00 (Two million Pounds) would be released to you by Our paying bank in African .our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him. All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer draws system and extracted from over 20,000,000,00 companies and individuals email addresses allover the world.
This promotion takes place annually. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you.

This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some unscrupulous elements.
To file for your claim, contact our corresponding agent in South Africa immediately you read this message for quick and urgent release of your fund,
contact information is as follow: ***********************************************
Hon.Mike Vuyo .
Accredited Agent Lottery Agent
ADDRESS: 3012 William Nicol Drive Bryanston Johannesburg 2191
South Africa.
Hot line: +27 73 119 1086
FAX : +27 11 507 6813
Email: claim_001@hotmail.co.uk
***********************************************
You are advised to contact the agents fiduciary via Telephone or email.
Failure to do so may warrant disqualification.

NOTE: For easy reference and identification, find below your Reference
and Batch numbers. Remember to quote these numbers in your
correspondence with your claims fiduciary.
REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/2031/8161/04
BATCH NUMBER: 14/011/IPD
Congratulations once again from all our staff and good fortune for being
part of our promotions program.
Sincerely Yours,

Mrs.MARISKA NOWAK.
THE PROMOTION COORDINATOR,

Mr. Steve Ballmer .
Chief Executive Officer, Microsoft Corporation
N/B.You are instructed to contact Mr. Mike Vuyo. Immediately though the above Telephone or e-mail for your claim.

[Theo9902]

DR.PHILIP ALIU
DIRECTOR OF FINANCE
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT,
INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA,
BURKINA-FASO.
MOBILE PHONE 00226 76400036

DEAR HENG,

MY NAME IS DR.PHILIP ALIU, A BANKER BY PROFESSION AND CURRENTLY A
DIRECTOR OF FINANCE AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT IN INTERNATIONAL BANK
OF
AFRICA OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO.

I GOT YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS IN MY SEARCH FOR A REPUTABLE AND RELIABLE
PERSON TO HELP ME PUT CLAIM TO THE SUM OF UD21.7 MILLION UNITED STATES
DOLLARS BELONGING TO A DECEASED CUSTOMER OF THIS BANK. THE FUND HAS
BEEN
LYING IN A SUSPENCE ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANYBODY COMING TO PUT CLAIM OVER
THE MONEY SINCE THE ACCOUNT OWNER LATE MR SALLA HENG, WHO WAS INVOLVED
IN THE DECEMBER 25TH 2003 BENIN PLANE CRASH. HERE IS THE AIR CRASH
WEBSITE ON CNN =
HTTP://WWW.CNN.COM/2003/WORLD/AFRICA/12/26/BENIN.CRASH/INDEX.HTML

SINCE HIS DEATH NO ONE HAS COME UP AS HIS NEXT OF KIN AND ALL OUR
EFFORTS TO LOCATE ANY MEMBER OF HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY HAS PROVED
UNPRODUCTIVE. THAT WAS WHY I DECIDED TO SEE IF I CAN GET ANYBODY WHO
HAS THE SAME
SURNAME OR LAST NAME WITH HIM VIA INTERNET,PREFERABLY SOME ONE OF THE
SAME NATIONALITY WITH HIM,AND I BELIEVE YOU HAVE ALL THE QUALITIES WE
NEED.

WHY I AM CONTACTING YOU IS TO PRESENT YOU TO OUR BANK AS THE NEXT OF
KIN TO OUR DECEASED COSTUMER HE WAS A DRILLING CONTRACTOR WITH SOME OIL
COMPANIES HERE IN WEST AFRICA,BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE SAME SURNAME/LAST
NAME WITH HIM AND ALSO A FOREIGNER.SO IT WILL BE MORE ACCEPTABLE AND
WISER
TO PRESENT YOU THROUGH PAPER WORK TO THE BANK FOR THE CLAIM OF THE
TOTAL FUND.

I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE NECESSARY REQUIREMENTS THAT THE BANK MAY
REQUEST FROM YOU AND FOLLOW UP THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR A/C
AS AN
INSIDER.IT WILL INTEREST YOU TO KNOW THAT I AND MY PARTNERS HAS BEEN
KEEPING OUR EYES ON THIS FUNDS AND HAS PUT THE ACCOUNT BLIND AND
COVERED
TO THE PUBLIC BY KEEPING THE ACCOUNT DORMANT TO ENABLE OUR PLANS FOR
THE
FUNDS TO COME TRUE AND THIS IS THE TIME AND WE ARE HAPPY TO LOCATE YOU
FOR THE PERFECTION OF THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK
A/C TO BE GIVEN.

AS SOON AS I GET YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE I WILL UPDATE YOU ABOUT THE
MODE
OF DISBURSEMENT AND WE WILL ALSO NEED TO KNOW ABOUT INVESTING IN YOUR
COUNTRY AS A WAY OF HELPING YOU AS THE THE ORIGINAL OWNERS OF THIS
FUNDS .
LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR URGENT RESPONSE BY UPDATING ME WITH YOUR
DIRECT TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION.
YOURS SPECIALLY

DR.PHILIP ALIU